News You Can't Use: AARP partners with Disney

Despite assurances that Walt Disney World/Land is the "happiest place on earth," we were pretty sure it was designed to be a kid-centric place.

Apparently, we were wrong.

AARP announced yesterday a partnership with the company that would allow special discounts and promotions for members, including unique AARP experiences at the Epcot Food & Wine Festival and special merchandise at DisneyShopping.com.

Now all we need is Mickey to take up the 401(k) mantle and start preaching retirement education to kids ... after all, an early start is recommended!